Siblings – (n.) each of two or more children or offspring having one or both parents in common; a brother or sister.
But, What actually is a sibling!?😶
Maybe I’m the perfect one who can answer this, as I’ve two siblings: both brother and sister & younger and elder. So, I’m actually a walking encyclopedia of Siblings. 😎
I’ve two siblings: an elder sister and a younger brother. So, I’m stuck in the middle. But lemme tell you, I’ve got the perfect rank than these two. Why? That’s because I have an elder sister to whom I can share all my (girly) problems. And a younger brother who’s my partner in crime! 😛
If you’re thinking that having a sibling is like love and affection.. Then sorry dear, you’re wrong, coz it’s literally all about rivalry and ultimate craziness. 😏
When you have a sibling younger than you, but smarter😏… Then, there’s always a competition, not just for grades, but for everything. Everything turns into a battlefield with two mighty warriors fighting for their….everything😠. And this battle is never-ending.😌
Situations get worse when parents favour one other the another👿. Hence, the battle gets more fierce. Now, one mighty warrior, completely broken from inside, fights with a large army, all alone, but yet not willing to be defeated.😤
Usually, when two siblings fight, they don’t talk to each other for hours or days. But in my case, it is pretty different😏. We are three👪, therefore, if I fight with my brother, he’ll go and team up with my sister. And I’m all lonely and helpless😩 and those two will just enjoy to the fullest😲. And, of course, I’ll feel jealous😤 and will wait for the very little spark to ignite a fire between the two.😈
I’ve my sis, with whom I can share all my girly secrets (and dresses)😋. But my poor bro.. As my father is usually in his office and spends very less time at home, therefore my brother has to live with three ladies (mom, sis n me) and hear all our gossips.😅 I feel very pity for him and I constantly try to be his bro😎. That’s why he’s very close to me as I do my best to be his partner in crime.
Tbh we’ve done many undercover missions (😅) like stealing cheese from the fridge to unlocking my sister’s mobile phone (to read her chats), and soo much more😅.
There’s something very dangerous ’bout these creatures known as siblings😓. They’re something wilder than wild animals (especially when they’re kids). At first, they’ll attract you with their cuteness👼. And if once, you’re tricked by it, then only God can save you from their talents of Scratching and Biting. And if that’s not enough, they’ll use their ultimate weapon of Nonstop Crying 😭.. And the rest is too painful to explain😲. So, just leave it..😐
The synonym of siblings can be blackmailers. I’m lucky to have two blackmailers😌. My sis is not that expert one. But lemme clear it, there’s no goodness in her which reduces her frequency of blackmailing. In fact, there’s just a logic. What logic? She knows, that if she just squeaks even one of my (only-shared-to-her) secret, I’ll too open up a bunch of her (only-shared-to-me) secrets😈💣. Hence, there’s no use of blackmailing😌
But unfortunately, my bro isn’t that easy😏. He, of course, has no that kinda secrets. But that mouse in the avatar of my bro🐭, can fit (hide) anywhere and peep my mobile phone password and can overhear all my conversations😩. Therefore, he’s the most dangerous and a perfect blackmailer😖.
Lemme share an incident. I don’t know how he came to know about one of my classmate’s name (of course a boy). And one day, while a family (big Indian family👪👭👬👫👪👫) gathering, he and I had some sort of fight, so, as to take a revenge he told my cousin that, I’ve got a boyfriend named … (my classmate’s name) ..and we study in the same class😏. And this news had spread like a fire among all my cousins and everyone began to ask me, that who is he!? I couldn’t prove my innocence, as they all asked that, why has your bro took only one name out of all boys, and that too with such confidence!? 😨
I don’t know why siblings look cuter in school😍. Even if we had a fight and we’re not talking to each other, but whenever I see them at school, I feel like hugging them and introduce them to my entire class. Idk why it happens?😕
Siblings are born to disagree with you. Why? Lemme explain. Even when I’m wearing my most stylish dress and with the best looks. My sister would always say that I look like a monkey 🐵. And, when I tell her, that I got the highest marks in my class. She says, “Ya, I know that this teacher is really very partial and always favours the weak students so that they improve…”😳 And this disagreement is in everything.. EVERYTHING!😬
Elder Siblings may seem innocent, but they’re a bullier😠.
When I was a kid, my sis used to tell me, that my parents bought me from a shop 😶. And also, that she’s the one who chose me among several other pretty kids (and my parents were choosing another kid over me😨)! I used to feel very grateful to her😇until when I actually came to know how kids are born from the mother when my bro was in her womb. I was really surprised, literally SHOCKED😵, and couldn’t trust my sister anymore. She was earlier a Goddess👰 for me, but now a DEVIL👿….
Whenever we used to play teacher–teacher, I used to be a student and her, a teacher as always😏. So, I once protested her and finally became a teacher, and she was the Principal.😐
Well, these painful experiences made me always stand against bullying😖. And I always respected my bro’s opinions equally and that’s why we are really too good together☺. And that’s why my mother always trusts to leave my bro with me rather than leaving him with my sis.😋
We have a lot of fights, and we make fun of each other every time😈. But if, anyone else (even our friends) squeak a single word against anyone of us. We are ready to literally attack that person! 👿😡
We have a bitter-sweet relation😌, but when our mother scolds anyone of the trio, the other two defend.😅
Sometimes, mum becomes quiet (which is very rare), if not that, she scolds the trio altogether!😖😅
Having siblings is so much fun, only when you value them😇. But, fights with siblings is a part of daily routine..😅😉
Hope you enjoyed.😇
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