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Salman sir, Can you please get finally married!?

Wierd title. Right?

But, my situation is wierder!๐Ÿ˜Œ

How? Lemme explain..

For those who don’t know who Salman Khan is:๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Salman
Salman Khan

Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan, credited as Salman Khan, is a 52 year old Indian film actor, producer, singer and television personality.

Now, you must be wondering, why am I waiting for his marriage?๐Ÿ˜

It’s a long story.. ๐Ÿ˜”

One fine winter morning, I was scrolling through my facebook feeds.. And read somethingย unexpected!๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

Badhai ho! Akhir lambe intezaar ke baad mil hi gayi Salman Khan ko ladki. (Congratulations! Finally after a long wait, Salman Khan has found a girl for him.)

OMG๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Without wasting a second, I clicked on the link and as usual my excitement turned into a patience test!๐Ÿ˜Œ Net connectivity was now slower than EVER!๐Ÿ˜ˆ

So, to just pass my time and simply divert my mind, I started recalling all those stupid incidents which are responsible for this super excitement or whatever!๐Ÿ˜

I wasย really a very very big fan of Salman Khan, when I was a kid (3-4 years old). I don’t know whether I watched his movies because I liked him Or I liked him because I watched him in movies.. No idea.๐Ÿ˜•

Everyone in my family knew that I liked him even when I never shared my thoughts to anyone.. Maybe because my expressions on seeing him said it all..Lol๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‹

“Tere Naam” a film staring Salman was inscribed in my brain.. Every single dialogue, songs, even background songs and noises! (and I mean it.).. Though now I don’t remeber it, as I’ve not seen it since ages…I still remember how I used rush to the T.V. screen.. Okay okay, I was just a kid then๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚..

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

If anyone dared to speak a word against my idol… That person would turn into my biggest enemy.. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

Idk why I was sooooooo fascinated by him…!? ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

One day, in a family gathering, we decided to watch any movie.. Someone switched on the T.V. and Salman’s movie “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?” was just about to start.. So, everyone from every corner of the house was called to the room…

I was sooooo engrossed in the film, that I actually forgot where I really was๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ… And then there was the song “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?” (Will you marry me?)๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Œ…

Kab tak jawaani chupaogi rani,

Kanwaaron ko kitna sataogi rani

Kabhi toh kisi ki dulhaniya banogi..

Mujhe shaadi karogi? (Will you marry me?)”

And I said “kalungi na, bali okhe kalungi! (Ya sure,I’ll marry you once I’m grown up)”

And now, whenever the word ‘Salman’ comes into any family discussion, I just say to myself ‘Chal beta, khisakle‘ (time to get out.)๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Even, when I try my best to change the topic of Salman, my family always ends up discussing that ridiculous incident.๐Ÿ˜”..

And the weirdest part is the looks they give me..For e.g. My sister first narrows her eyelids soo much that it’s impossible to guess where she’s awake or asleep and then she gives a smirk and says ‘Aaavnnniiiiiii’ is her creepiest voice๐Ÿ˜ท..

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OMG, I was a kid then!๐Ÿ˜ญ

But, at that moment, no one seems interested in me and they keep ignoring me, and jumping into the next incident: When Salman Khan was sentenced to jail!๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฒ

I still remember,ย  it was dinner time and my papa was listening news in the T.V. and I was beside him..

Then, the tragic(for me) news came๐Ÿ˜ฑ..

*Silence*

Everyone turned their face towards me.

And then,

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

My sis (who was 4-5 years old then), was entering the room with her favourite chicken in her plate, but, I was so engrossed in myย tandav,ย that I didn’t notice her๐Ÿ’ฅ.. Now, there was ๐Ÿ˜ญร—2, one from me, other from my sis.. We both suffered burns, one’s hands and body were buring from the hot chicken curry๐Ÿ™ˆ and the other one had fire, in her heart, mind , soul๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ฅ.. Uff..๐Ÿ˜ฉ

๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท

But, now I’m habitual to it, whenever they start these topics, I say, “Mere liye hi toh ruka hai, dekho abhi tak shaadi nahi kari.. Ab tum kya samjho.. Mein toh unse kehti rehti hu, ki yaar mein bacchi thi, apne faltu mein seriously le liya..“๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (He’s waiting for me to grow up, that’s why he hasn’t married anyone still…)

But, I’m really very tired now.. Ab mein chahti hu ki vo jaldi se jaldi shaadi kar lein. (mujhse nahi๐Ÿ˜ณ.. Kisi aur se..๐Ÿ˜Œ)Sir kahin aapne sach mein toh seriously nahi le liya tha๐Ÿ˜จ.. Just kidding..๐Ÿ˜‚

….. And while recalling all this, I had unknowingly passed the ultimate patience test.. Yaayy๐Ÿ˜‡

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I read the article in one go, and then I felt like throwing my mobile out of the window.. Why?๐Ÿ˜ท

Salman Khan had definitely found a girl.. But, not for marrying… But a girl for the lead role in his upcoming film ‘Loveratri’..๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

I still don’t understand how to react..๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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145 thoughts on “Salman sir, Can you please get finally married!?”

  1. Yes, Race 3 was indeed one of these let down movie but yes he did his part well. I respect your opinion Avni. Even I don’t defend him from legal point of view but I definitely defend when someone trues to troll, I have PHD in that, hehehehe. I have done that all my life. And yes, I don’t get hurt anymore because he is what he is, even with flaws. He is definitely a better person than his trolls, lol. Anyway you write well. Recently I have started a blog other than my marketing blog. It might be spamming if I mention the link, so you can just search for Salman’s Die Hards – An Exclusive Salman Khan Blog. Please let me know what do you think of it from bloggers point of view. Thanks. And yes, I like Akshay kumar too

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  2. Avni, I have been great fan of him all my life. He has been my Bhai and yes I too have faced endless argument when he was headlines for wrong reasons. And tirelessly I have defended him. Even now I have to do this, for example Race 3. You write really good.. Keep it up!

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    1. Thank you so much for your kind words..๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Š
      I respect him. But I respect Truth more. And here, I don’t know what The Truth is. So I actually don’t defend him, coz the truth defends itself.
      And also, please don’t mind but, yes, I like many movies starring him, like, Bajrangi Bhaijaan, Sultan, Jai Ho, Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam,even Ready and Kick…. But Race 3 really annoys.. It’s very disappointing๐Ÿ˜•.. It’s just my opinion and I don’t want to hurt people.. He’s a great actor as I already mentioned. And this film surely cannot determine his acting skills!!

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      1. Na na, esa bhi nahi hai..๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
        Ab galat kaam kiya hai toh saza bhi milni chahiye๐Ÿ˜….. Aur โ€˜vo feelingsโ€™ toh tab thi, jab mein bahot choti thi… Ab toh, esa kuch nahi hai๐Ÿ˜ณ haha๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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      1. Yeah.. I’ll surely read them.. Actually, I’m a bit busy with my exam preparation nowadays.. But I’ll surely read them..๐Ÿค—

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      1. Just happened to thank CBSE for putting a 1 week gap counting from today before Maths. Ha ha! Mixed emotions for exams so far. English goo, Physics okay-okay, Chemistry way better than both. Ha ha!
        Well best wishes for your upcoming exams. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Fifty two and still lead rolling ! Hai hai,that’s ‘Uncle’ status! He’s fixed in my memory as perpetually in his late twenties, as the deewana devar . . . along with Anil Kapoor and Aamir Khan . . . watching him in Dangal was quite a surprise, so different from say Qayammat se Qayyamat Tak and those college-setting romances:) Enjoyed your post.

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    1. Haha…๐Ÿ˜‚
      Lol, he’s my uncle now..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ
      Haha.. Exactly.. I agree with you..๐Ÿ‘
      I’m glad you liked my post๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ž..
      Thank you so much๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‡

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  4. เค•เคฒเคฏเฅเค— เค•เคพเคฐเฅ€ เคตเคฟเคšเคพเคฐเฅ€ เค•เฅˆ,
    เคฐเคฟเคธเฅเค•’ เคจ เคฒเฅ‡เคตเคจ เคœเคพเคฏเฅค
    เค•เคนเคค เค–เคพเคจ เค•เคตเคฟเคฐเคพเคฏ..
    เคชเคคเคฟ เคงเคฐเคฎ เคจเคฟเคฐเฅเคตเคพเคน เค•เฅ‡,
    เคนเฅ‹เคตเฅˆ เคธเคฌ เค†เคถเคพ เคธเฅเคตเคพเคน,
    เคœเฅ€เคต เคธเค•เคฒ เคฆเฅเคƒเค– เคœเคพเคจเคฟ เค•เฅˆ,
    เค•เคฐเคค เคจเคนเฅ€เค‚ เค•เคฆเคพ เคตเคฟเคตเคพเคนเฅค

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    1. Thank you so much… ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‡
      And, I also wanted to tell you, that nowadays I’m not posting anything because of my exams.. But I’ll definitely share about that follower problem of yours when I get time.. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜Š

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      1. Hey, seriously your offering is enough. I have started to make a toehold into this world again, so things should pick up from here. You focus on your exams. I deeply appreciate your concern Avni. Thanks so much!

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  5. OH MY GOD . . . I just . . . *no comment. Rendered speechless with laughter*!!!!! ESPECIALLY the ending : D
    I’m pretty sure I was that way with Shah Rukh Khan (still am); I have watched Om Shanti Om about 978,999+a million

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    1. Haha..๐Ÿ˜‰
      Thanks๐Ÿ˜„
      Oh really!!? Haha..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ So we can understand each other’s pain and joy very well..LOL..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

      Btw, Om Shanti Om is one of the best movie I ever watched..๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

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  6. Good morning dear Avni,

    Firstly , itโ€™s important to know that everyone do have ups and downs in the cycle of life, intelligibility becomes necessarily important at the situation by the surrounding.

    Stretching metre of an antique songs,
    Reminding thou old days and time ,
    You should live twice, in it and in your own rhyme.

    The living of your memory of old days is your articles shows to me.

    The Adore you have of the celebrity brightly shown in your contents.

    I put my like for your article ๐Ÿค—

    Thanking you
    Best regards
    SK

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    1. Thank you sooo much for liking my article…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
      Yes, it’s true that I admired him as a small kid.. My childhood was filled with fantasies and fairy tales, but, as I grow up, I like to live in the reality and be more welcoming to hear the truth.. I always try my best to maintain calm and work with intelligence during the ups and downs..
      But no matter how much we grow up, our childhood memories are always cherished by us..๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’•
      Thank you once again for your kind words.. I’m sooo happy to have a friends like you๐Ÿ’•.. Thank you soooo much๐Ÿ˜„โค
      Best regards
      Avni.

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      1. Dear Avni,

        Which hidden part of you , you have shown that out is beauty of life reality and true. I always cherish the moment with my friend like you that is little me which is true.

        Thanking you
        SK

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      2. Isn’t it sooo wonderful, to completely understand a person miles away from us, and talking to them as if we know them from ages..? Maybe it’s because, no matter where we live,what we eat, how we dress, how we look, which religion we follow… We are humans and binded by the humanity in us…๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™ That’s why I believe that ‘humanity’ is the biggest religionโค..

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      3. Dear Avni,

        I agree with you,
        Life teaches a lot , automatically one become mature, understanding , responsibility makes one more caring towards others , it is natural in my words known as humanity.

        Thank you very much
        SK

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  7. Hahahahaha! What a fun piece. Childhood crushes tend to get the best of us, yo! I’ve embarrassed myself over some celebs too. But the best thing was the way you presented the piece here! Enjoyed a lot!

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    1. Oh.. I didn’t loved him.. And if I did, then I was tooo small to remember those feeling.. After all I’m matured now..๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜…

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  8. Hahaha! Of course I know who he is, but he’s not my fav Indian actor! I can tell through this post you really love him girl lolol! He’s certainly waiting on you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I enjoyed reading this post! God bless you Auntie lol ๐Ÿ’•

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    1. He’s not my favorite one.. Akshay Kumar sir is now my favourite actor now… But no marriage plans for him๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…Lol
      No, I admired Salman when I was a kid, he’s more than 3 times my age… He’s like my uncle..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.. I wonder why, I was fascinated by him back then๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.. Thanks๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

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      1. Oh I see you’ve moved on lolol ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… I’m just joking ok lololol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…lolol you’re really funny you know that!!! Haha! You’re welcome much Auntie! Lolol ๐Ÿ’–

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      2. Haha.. Yes, I moved on..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
        Yes, I knew you were joking๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜›
        But, your sense of humour is much more funnier than me.. Or, maybe, I’m infected by your “sense of humour virus”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚..Lol..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜

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      3. I’ll miss you๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
        Enjoy your trip.. Have lotssss of fun…๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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  10. Haha .. very well written totally was able to picturize everything you expressed through your words.. keep writing.. ๐Ÿ˜‡ and your title for this post is the key to provoke everyone to read this complete article.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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