Wierd title. Right?
But, my situation is wierder!😌
How? Lemme explain..
For those who don’t know who Salman Khan is:👇👇
Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan, credited as Salman Khan, is a 52 year old Indian film actor, producer, singer and television personality.
Now, you must be wondering, why am I waiting for his marriage?😏
It’s a long story.. 😔
One fine winter morning, I was scrolling through my facebook feeds.. And read something unexpected!😲👇👇
Badhai ho! Akhir lambe intezaar ke baad mil hi gayi Salman Khan ko ladki. (Congratulations! Finally after a long wait, Salman Khan has found a girl for him.)
Without wasting a second, I clicked on the link and as usual my excitement turned into a patience test!😌 Net connectivity was now slower than EVER!😈
So, to just pass my time and simply divert my mind, I started recalling all those stupid incidents which are responsible for this super excitement or whatever!😏
I was really a very very big fan of Salman Khan, when I was a kid (3-4 years old). I don’t know whether I watched his movies because I liked him Or I liked him because I watched him in movies.. No idea.😕
Everyone in my family knew that I liked him even when I never shared my thoughts to anyone.. Maybe because my expressions on seeing him said it all..Lol😌😋
“Tere Naam” a film staring Salman was inscribed in my brain.. Every single dialogue, songs, even background songs and noises! (and I mean it.).. Though now I don’t remeber it, as I’ve not seen it since ages…I still remember how I used rush to the T.V. screen.. Okay okay, I was just a kid then😌😂..
If anyone dared to speak a word against my idol… That person would turn into my biggest enemy.. 😈😈
Idk why I was sooooooo fascinated by him…!? 😌😌
One day, in a family gathering, we decided to watch any movie.. Someone switched on the T.V. and Salman’s movie “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?” was just about to start.. So, everyone from every corner of the house was called to the room…
I was sooooo engrossed in the film, that I actually forgot where I really was😌😌… And then there was the song “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?” (Will you marry me?)😅😌…
“Kab tak jawaani chupaogi rani,
Kanwaaron ko kitna sataogi rani
Kabhi toh kisi ki dulhaniya banogi..
Mujhe shaadi karogi? (Will you marry me?)”
And I said “kalungi na, bali okhe kalungi! (Ya sure,I’ll marry you once I’m grown up)”
And now, whenever the word ‘Salman’ comes into any family discussion, I just say to myself ‘Chal beta, khisakle‘ (time to get out.)😅😅
Even, when I try my best to change the topic of Salman, my family always ends up discussing that ridiculous incident.😔..
And the weirdest part is the looks they give me..For e.g. My sister first narrows her eyelids soo much that it’s impossible to guess where she’s awake or asleep and then she gives a smirk and says ‘Aaavnnniiiiiii’ is her creepiest voice😷..
OMG, I was a kid then!😭
But, at that moment, no one seems interested in me and they keep ignoring me, and jumping into the next incident: When Salman Khan was sentenced to jail!😵😲
I still remember, it was dinner time and my papa was listening news in the T.V. and I was beside him..
Then, the tragic(for me) news came😱..
Everyone turned their face towards me.
My sis (who was 4-5 years old then), was entering the room with her favourite chicken in her plate, but, I was so engrossed in my tandav, that I didn’t notice her💥.. Now, there was 😭×2, one from me, other from my sis.. We both suffered burns, one’s hands and body were buring from the hot chicken curry🙈 and the other one had fire, in her heart, mind , soul😡🔥.. Uff..😩
But, now I’m habitual to it, whenever they start these topics, I say, “Mere liye hi toh ruka hai, dekho abhi tak shaadi nahi kari.. Ab tum kya samjho.. Mein toh unse kehti rehti hu, ki yaar mein bacchi thi, apne faltu mein seriously le liya..“😂😂 (He’s waiting for me to grow up, that’s why he hasn’t married anyone still…)
But, I’m really very tired now.. Ab mein chahti hu ki vo jaldi se jaldi shaadi kar lein. (mujhse nahi😳.. Kisi aur se..😌)Sir kahin aapne sach mein toh seriously nahi le liya tha😨.. Just kidding..😂
….. And while recalling all this, I had unknowingly passed the ultimate patience test.. Yaayy😇
I read the article in one go, and then I felt like throwing my mobile out of the window.. Why?😷
Salman Khan had definitely found a girl.. But, not for marrying… But a girl for the lead role in his upcoming film ‘Loveratri’..😵😵😵
I still don’t understand how to react..😲
*Pic credits- Google*