Wierd title. Right?
But, my situation is wierder!😌
How? Lemme explain..
For those who don’t know who Salman Khan is:👇👇
Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan, credited as Salman Khan, is a 52 year old Indian film actor, producer, singer and television personality.
Now, you must be wondering, why am I waiting for his marriage?😏
It’s a long story.. 😔
One fine winter morning, I was scrolling through my facebook feeds.. And read something unexpected!😲👇👇
Badhai ho! Akhir lambe intezaar ke baad mil hi gayi Salman Khan ko ladki. (Congratulations! Finally after a long wait, Salman Khan has found a girl for him.)
OMG😱
Without wasting a second, I clicked on the link and as usual my excitement turned into a patience test!😌 Net connectivity was now slower than EVER!😈
So, to just pass my time and simply divert my mind, I started recalling all those stupid incidents which are responsible for this super excitement or whatever!😏
I was really a very very big fan of Salman Khan, when I was a kid (3-4 years old). I don’t know whether I watched his movies because I liked him Or I liked him because I watched him in movies.. No idea.😕
Everyone in my family knew that I liked him even when I never shared my thoughts to anyone.. Maybe because my expressions on seeing him said it all..Lol😌😋
“Tere Naam” a film staring Salman was inscribed in my brain.. Every single dialogue, songs, even background songs and noises! (and I mean it.).. Though now I don’t remeber it, as I’ve not seen it since ages…I still remember how I used rush to the T.V. screen.. Okay okay, I was just a kid then😌😂..
😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
If anyone dared to speak a word against my idol… That person would turn into my biggest enemy.. 😈😈
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Idk why I was sooooooo fascinated by him…!? 😌😌
One day, in a family gathering, we decided to watch any movie.. Someone switched on the T.V. and Salman’s movie “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?” was just about to start.. So, everyone from every corner of the house was called to the room…
I was sooooo engrossed in the film, that I actually forgot where I really was😌😌… And then there was the song “Mujhse Shaadi Karogi?” (Will you marry me?)😅😌…
“Kab tak jawaani chupaogi rani,
Kanwaaron ko kitna sataogi rani
Kabhi toh kisi ki dulhaniya banogi..
Mujhe shaadi karogi? (Will you marry me?)”
And I said “kalungi na, bali okhe kalungi! (Ya sure,I’ll marry you once I’m grown up)”
And now, whenever the word ‘Salman’ comes into any family discussion, I just say to myself ‘Chal beta, khisakle‘ (time to get out.)😅😅
Even, when I try my best to change the topic of Salman, my family always ends up discussing that ridiculous incident.😔..
And the weirdest part is the looks they give me..For e.g. My sister first narrows her eyelids soo much that it’s impossible to guess where she’s awake or asleep and then she gives a smirk and says ‘Aaavnnniiiiiii’ is her creepiest voice😷..
OMG, I was a kid then!😭
But, at that moment, no one seems interested in me and they keep ignoring me, and jumping into the next incident: When Salman Khan was sentenced to jail!😵😲
I still remember, it was dinner time and my papa was listening news in the T.V. and I was beside him..
Then, the tragic(for me) news came😱..
*Silence*
Everyone turned their face towards me.
And then,
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My sis (who was 4-5 years old then), was entering the room with her favourite chicken in her plate, but, I was so engrossed in my tandav, that I didn’t notice her💥.. Now, there was 😭×2, one from me, other from my sis.. We both suffered burns, one’s hands and body were buring from the hot chicken curry🙈 and the other one had fire, in her heart, mind , soul😡🔥.. Uff..😩
😷😷
But, now I’m habitual to it, whenever they start these topics, I say, “Mere liye hi toh ruka hai, dekho abhi tak shaadi nahi kari.. Ab tum kya samjho.. Mein toh unse kehti rehti hu, ki yaar mein bacchi thi, apne faltu mein seriously le liya..“😂😂 (He’s waiting for me to grow up, that’s why he hasn’t married anyone still…)
But, I’m really very tired now.. Ab mein chahti hu ki vo jaldi se jaldi shaadi kar lein. (mujhse nahi😳.. Kisi aur se..😌)Sir kahin aapne sach mein toh seriously nahi le liya tha😨.. Just kidding..😂
….. And while recalling all this, I had unknowingly passed the ultimate patience test.. Yaayy😇
*Loading complete*
I read the article in one go, and then I felt like throwing my mobile out of the window.. Why?😷
Salman Khan had definitely found a girl.. But, not for marrying… But a girl for the lead role in his upcoming film ‘Loveratri’..😵😵😵
I still don’t understand how to react..😲
*Pic credits- Google*
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Yes, Race 3 was indeed one of these let down movie but yes he did his part well. I respect your opinion Avni. Even I don’t defend him from legal point of view but I definitely defend when someone trues to troll, I have PHD in that, hehehehe. I have done that all my life. And yes, I don’t get hurt anymore because he is what he is, even with flaws. He is definitely a better person than his trolls, lol. Anyway you write well. Recently I have started a blog other than my marketing blog. It might be spamming if I mention the link, so you can just search for Salman’s Die Hards – An Exclusive Salman Khan Blog. Please let me know what do you think of it from bloggers point of view. Thanks. And yes, I like Akshay kumar too
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Avni, I have been great fan of him all my life. He has been my Bhai and yes I too have faced endless argument when he was headlines for wrong reasons. And tirelessly I have defended him. Even now I have to do this, for example Race 3. You write really good.. Keep it up!
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Thank you so much for your kind words..🙏🙏😊
I respect him. But I respect Truth more. And here, I don’t know what The Truth is. So I actually don’t defend him, coz the truth defends itself.
And also, please don’t mind but, yes, I like many movies starring him, like, Bajrangi Bhaijaan, Sultan, Jai Ho, Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam,even Ready and Kick…. But Race 3 really annoys.. It’s very disappointing😕.. It’s just my opinion and I don’t want to hurt people.. He’s a great actor as I already mentioned. And this film surely cannot determine his acting skills!!
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Hahahahaha seriously ..
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Yessssshhh😳😅
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😘
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N you know u r tooo cute💖💖
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Oh, I know that😛😛.. Haha.. jk😂😂
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But you know the news that he is hunted by deer…😂😂😂
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Yeah.. I heard that..😅😅
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So what are your feelings….😂😂😂😂
Dil pr to chhuriyaan chl ri hongi 😂😂😂
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Na na, esa bhi nahi hai..😅😂
Ab galat kaam kiya hai toh saza bhi milni chahiye😅.. Aur ‘vo feelings’ toh tab thi, jab mein bahot choti thi… Ab toh, esa kuch nahi hai😳 haha😂😂😂😂
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Hilarious and funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Haha😛😅..I’m really very serious about it😆.. Lol😂😂
I’m glad you liked it..😘
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he will marry when he want
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Haha.. We all know that..😝😛
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but what goes of your bapus 😂
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Lol nice blogger
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Thanks..😉✌
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Send him a letter with a photo
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Haha.. Sure.. 😝👍
Lol😂
I wish he marries someone ASAP..😂😂😂😂😆😝
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A man who is adored by so many fans has a rival for their attentions, because he probably adores himself more than any of his fans can adore him!
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Haha😁.. Maybe, you’re saying true..Lol😂😝👏👏
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Awwww – love this
What a sweet fun word story of some moments in your younger life 😊
Thanks for sharing
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Thank you so much..😘💞
I’m glad you liked this..😇🤗
Have a great day!!🌈😊
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My pleasure😀
Happy day to you
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Thank you so much!!😘
Have a fabulous day with lots of smiles and happiness..🤗💞🌈😘🙏
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😊😊😊
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Great piece! You took me back to when I was three years old and would rush to the TV at the sound of my favorite advert. I enjoyed the read.
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Haha.. Those childhood crushes are remembered by us forever in our hearts..🙈😉👍
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Such a hilarious and well written post, enjoyed reading it!
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Haha😛.. Thanks..💞😊
I’m glad you liked it..🤗
Have a great day..😇👍
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I loved this post.Thanks for sharing.
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Thank you so much once again.😄
I’m really very honoured.😇
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You are welcome,Avni.I suggest if you have time,you can read my posts.I am sure you will love them.
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Yeah.. I’ll surely read them.. Actually, I’m a bit busy with my exam preparation nowadays.. But I’ll surely read them..🤗
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I know Avni its exam time! its perfectly ok. You read them as and when you are free.But don’t miss them.They will help you a lot.
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The UNCLE Lead role! It’s time we get an answer to your question. XD!!
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😂🙈👍
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Hello Charisma, how re you?
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At best under exam vibes!
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I’m Michael by name! I would like to you hun
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Haha😉👍..
Same here..🙈😂
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So, how are your exams going Avni?
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Good😉✌ (till now🙈😂)
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Just happened to thank CBSE for putting a 1 week gap counting from today before Maths. Ha ha! Mixed emotions for exams so far. English goo, Physics okay-okay, Chemistry way better than both. Ha ha!
Well best wishes for your upcoming exams. 🙂 🙂
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Hahaha..👍
Thanks..😘💞
All the best to you too..🌷😊👍
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🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 THANK YOU.
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😘💞
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And yours???
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Fifty two and still lead rolling ! Hai hai,that’s ‘Uncle’ status! He’s fixed in my memory as perpetually in his late twenties, as the deewana devar . . . along with Anil Kapoor and Aamir Khan . . . watching him in Dangal was quite a surprise, so different from say Qayammat se Qayyamat Tak and those college-setting romances:) Enjoyed your post.
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Haha…😂
Lol, he’s my uncle now..😂😜
Haha.. Exactly.. I agree with you..👍
I’m glad you liked my post🤗💞..
Thank you so much🙏😇
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I loved your post,Avni!
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Thank you!!😄😊
I’m glad you liked it..🤗
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Your fascination is so interesting. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Thank you so much..😇🙏
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कलयुग कारी विचारी कै,
रिस्क’ न लेवन जाय।
कहत खान कविराय..
पति धरम निर्वाह के,
होवै सब आशा स्वाह,
जीव सकल दुःख जानि कै,
करत नहीं कदा विवाह।
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Haha..😅😅😂..
Nice👍👏😂
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i absolutely loved this! 🙂
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Thanks.. I’m glad you liked it😊😊
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What a great story – well real life I guess! You are a delightful writer.
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Thank you so much!!💞
Yeah, it is real life..😉😅
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A real pleasure Avni! 🌸🌸😌
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💖🙏😇
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Hello Diana, I would like
To know you
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Haha… Good one… 👏👍
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Thank you so much… 🙏😇
And, I also wanted to tell you, that nowadays I’m not posting anything because of my exams.. But I’ll definitely share about that follower problem of yours when I get time.. 🤗😊
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Hey, seriously your offering is enough. I have started to make a toehold into this world again, so things should pick up from here. You focus on your exams. I deeply appreciate your concern Avni. Thanks so much!
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Okay.. It’s good.. 😄
All the best👍🤗
Thank you so much🙏😇
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Hey ! Me too a Salman fan😃
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Yaay… Haha😄.. Three cheers to all Salman fan out there!!..😋😉😄
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Hip Hip Hurray!😄
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Yahooooo!!🙋🙋😆
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Enjoyed reading
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Thank you😊.. I’m glad you enjoyed it..😇😄
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OH MY GOD . . . I just . . . *no comment. Rendered speechless with laughter*!!!!! ESPECIALLY the ending : D
I’m pretty sure I was that way with Shah Rukh Khan (still am); I have watched Om Shanti Om about 978,999+a million
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Haha..😉
Thanks😄
Oh really!!? Haha..😂😂 So we can understand each other’s pain and joy very well..LOL..😂😂😂😉
Btw, Om Shanti Om is one of the best movie I ever watched..😊😊👍
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Good morning dear Avni,
Firstly , it’s important to know that everyone do have ups and downs in the cycle of life, intelligibility becomes necessarily important at the situation by the surrounding.
Stretching metre of an antique songs,
Reminding thou old days and time ,
You should live twice, in it and in your own rhyme.
The living of your memory of old days is your articles shows to me.
The Adore you have of the celebrity brightly shown in your contents.
I put my like for your article 🤗
Thanking you
Best regards
SK
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Thank you sooo much for liking my article…😄😄
Yes, it’s true that I admired him as a small kid.. My childhood was filled with fantasies and fairy tales, but, as I grow up, I like to live in the reality and be more welcoming to hear the truth.. I always try my best to maintain calm and work with intelligence during the ups and downs..
But no matter how much we grow up, our childhood memories are always cherished by us..😇💕
Thank you once again for your kind words.. I’m sooo happy to have a friends like you💕.. Thank you soooo much😄❤
Best regards
Avni.
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Dear Avni,
Which hidden part of you , you have shown that out is beauty of life reality and true. I always cherish the moment with my friend like you that is little me which is true.
Thanking you
SK
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I too feel blessed to have such a kind and sweet friend like you.. ❤💕😇🙏
Thank you😘😘🌸
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Dear Avni,
Accepted your comments , i can understand you miles away i can sense through your writing way.
Thanking you
SK
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Isn’t it sooo wonderful, to completely understand a person miles away from us, and talking to them as if we know them from ages..? Maybe it’s because, no matter where we live,what we eat, how we dress, how we look, which religion we follow… We are humans and binded by the humanity in us…😇🙏 That’s why I believe that ‘humanity’ is the biggest religion❤..
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Dear Avni,
I agree with you,
Life teaches a lot , automatically one become mature, understanding , responsibility makes one more caring towards others , it is natural in my words known as humanity.
Thank you very much
SK
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So true👏👍🙏
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Hello, I would like to know you
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,when?
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I wish he could marry ASAP😄😊.. It would be nice if he marries by the end of this year…😉😛
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Heeeee……may be
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😉😉
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Hahahahaha! What a fun piece. Childhood crushes tend to get the best of us, yo! I’ve embarrassed myself over some celebs too. But the best thing was the way you presented the piece here! Enjoyed a lot!
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Haha.. Thank you sooo much😊😄.. I’m glad you enjoyed it..😇😄
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😁☺️
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 salamanoholic
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Yup.. I was a ‘salmanoholic’ back then😂😂.. But now Akshay sir’s fan..😄
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Same here 😁😁😁😁
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😊😊😊😊
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Well written 🙂
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Thanks😊😊
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Oh !he was and still is my favorite .Lolz funny reactions by your family .
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😊😊
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Hello, I would like to know you
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Hahahah…. I’m also a fan of salman…Well written and very funny
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Yay.. Three cheers to all Salman fans.. 😄😄
But, now I’m Akshay Kumar’s fan..😊
Thank you😇
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Hahaha… Very well written. So you are desperately waiting for salmans marriage.
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Thank you..
Yes.. I want him to get married by the end of this year😂😂😂.. Lol
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First love is a painful experience!
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Oh.. I didn’t loved him.. And if I did, then I was tooo small to remember those feeling.. After all I’m matured now..😌😅
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That’s good to know !!
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😊😄
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😂😂😂Lol! Finding a girl for him seems to be a mystery which might remain unsolved.🤣
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Please don’t say like this.. I’m scared…😂just kidding…Lol 😂😂😂
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Haha😆Hope your wish gets granted. Lol
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Haha😄😄….
🙏🙏🙏
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Hahahaha 😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
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Sallu bhai😜😜
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Sallu uncle😂😂😂
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Oh he is the forever bhai😎
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Okay Okay.. Sallu bhai-cum-uncle..😅😅😅 Lol😂😂
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He is the universal bhai, who gets a rakhi as a gift after every relationship. So to the next generation he will be Sallu Mama😂
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Hahah😂😂😂..
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Even Thumbs Up gave him a Rakhi😂😂Binte dil for Ranveer.
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😂😂😂..
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Hahaha! Of course I know who he is, but he’s not my fav Indian actor! I can tell through this post you really love him girl lolol! He’s certainly waiting on you 😂😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed reading this post! God bless you Auntie lol 💕
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He’s not my favorite one.. Akshay Kumar sir is now my favourite actor now… But no marriage plans for him😂😂😂😂…Lol
No, I admired Salman when I was a kid, he’s more than 3 times my age… He’s like my uncle..😂😂😂.. I wonder why, I was fascinated by him back then😂😂.. Thanks💕😘😁
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Oh I see you’ve moved on lolol 😅😅😅 I’m just joking ok lololol 😂😂😂…lolol you’re really funny you know that!!! Haha! You’re welcome much Auntie! Lolol 💖
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Haha.. Yes, I moved on..😂😂😂😂
Yes, I knew you were joking😉😛
But, your sense of humour is much more funnier than me.. Or, maybe, I’m infected by your “sense of humour virus”😂😂..Lol..😂😂💕😘
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😂😂😂
Lolol
Awwww really? 😅😅 lolol ok I’m soooooooooo done with you!!! 😂😂😂
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Yes.. 101% true..😉😉
Love you😘❤❤❤
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Awwwww 😩😂😂💕…love you more hunny!!! Xxoo 😋💖
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Love you too🌸❤💕
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Awwwwww 😂💖💖😊…I’m going on a trip from tomorrow! So I won’t be around here for some days!
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I’ll miss you😘😘
Enjoy your trip.. Have lotssss of fun…😇🙏😘😘😘
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Hello Tammy, I would like to know you
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Haha .. very well written totally was able to picturize everything you expressed through your words.. keep writing.. 😇 and your title for this post is the key to provoke everyone to read this complete article.. 😂
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Haha.. Thank you sooo much😁.. I’m glad you liked it😇😇
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Your welcome..😊😇
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I am not a kid anymore but I’m still fascinated ! Lol😂
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Oh… Haha😂😂😂😂
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